Get That Out Of Your Mouth

Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:40:28 -0400

Yahoo! Just Bought Tumblr for $1.1 Billion

"I would never hire a hit man but I would consider hiring a suicide hit man. That might be kind of..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:38:49 -0400

“I would never hire a hit man but I would consider hiring a suicide hit man. That might be...

A little light reading.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:05:11 -0400

A little light reading.

Sorry… :(

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:31:26 -0400

Sorry… :(

My Top 20 Predictions For The Year 2013

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:05:26 -0400

Once again I make my predictions for events to happen in the new year. 100% of my past predictions...

Celebomb - To post a random celebrity to a friend’s...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:03:43 -0400

Celebomb - To post a random celebrity to a friend’s Facebook wall for no particular reason and without explanation.

I don’t know how to watch Olympic wrestling and pretend it doesn’t look like foreplay.

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:00:58 -0400

I don’t know how to watch Olympic wrestling and pretend it doesn’t look like foreplay.

The human race is made up of many shades of skin colors. However, there are several color waves that...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:59:56 -0400

The human race is made up of many shades of skin colors. However, there are several color waves that...

The best part of playing water polo is you never have to take a...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:57:05 -0400

The best part of playing water polo is you never have to take a bathroom break.

If your mattress is over 8 years old it can double in weight...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:56:01 -0400

If your mattress is over 8 years old it can double in weight from accumulated dead skin cells, dust mites and Kardashians.

This has my vote for Tweet of the year.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:53:24 -0400

This has my vote for Tweet of the year.

My bag of Ricola Herb Throat Drops says excessive use has a laxative effect. It’s this fear...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:53:00 -0400

My bag of Ricola Herb Throat Drops says excessive use has a laxative effect. It’s this fear...

I always wished there was one episode of The Facts of Life where Mrs. Garrett pole danced.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:50:26 -0400

I always wished there was one episode of The Facts of Life where Mrs. Garrett pole danced.

I don’t want to live in a world where you can buy Season 2 of “Hillbilly...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:49:35 -0400

I don’t want to live in a world where you can buy Season 2 of “Hillbilly...

You know how in the middle of the day when you are reading something at your desk and you keep...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:49:15 -0400

You know how in the middle of the day when you are reading something at your desk and you keep...

Whenever I hear a woman singing “Doo da, Doo da” I always assume she’s one of the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:48:56 -0400

Whenever I hear a woman singing “Doo da, Doo da” I always assume she’s one of the...

As long as people continue to find new ways to drink beer, Toby Keith will be writing new songs.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:48:32 -0400

As long as people continue to find new ways to drink beer, Toby Keith will be writing new songs.

If there was one fat Olympic diver it would double the television ratings for that event.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:48:12 -0400

If there was one fat Olympic diver it would double the television ratings for that event.

It’s time someone start a telethon to support those of us who were born without abs.

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:47:50 -0400

It’s time someone start a telethon to support those of us who were born without abs.

"You had me at ‘Herrro’.” — Scooby Maguire"

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:47:29 -0400

““You had me at ‘Herrro’.” — Scooby Maguire”